holla at your flea

the hype is a lot to live up to.

Awwww Yeah!

Hot Chicks and Fresh Kicks. Ahh Spring. You Gotta Love It.

dance dance

the clothes. the hairdo. the dancing. OH MY.

but, i love it.

the dangers of being a tv news reporter

via mackdoggie. via gawker.com

wednesday dedication

this is dedicated to rain and all of his awesomeness. although i can't listen to it at work right now, i can sense that this is him. totally.

geek dunkin' and friends at 87 ludlow

we were there to hear a little jasmine solano but we ended up drinking, dancing and having some fun. sorry we missed your set jasmine! hope to hear you soon...

IM THE BIGGEST BOSS THAT YOU SEEN THUS FAR

crazy.

and this one is to just show off how much of a whack mother fucker sean kingston is. fucking loser.

i love me some ramen

rain always talks about his awful restaurant experiences. maybe he should go to naruto ramen. it's great. monday nights they have $6.50 bowls of soup. awesome. and on wednesdays, the dumplings are $2.50.

if there was one within walking distance, i think i would make this place a regular.

So What You Wanna Do?

"That girl is totally feeling you. You need to take her home with you."

Thats what one of my boy's girlfriends told me. I was trashed. The chick, who was a friend of a friend, was trashed. So obviously I only had one thing on my mind.

I tried to make it look like I was being sociable and I asked if anyone else at the party wanted to head to a spot for some food, hoping everyone would say no, so it would be just me and her. One of my boys, not realizing what everyone else had figured out already, decided to tag along.

We hopped in a cab and headed to the spot. We got there ate and drank a bit more. I asked the chick if she wanted to get outta there. She said yah. So I paid the bill and bounced on my boy. We walked out of the spot and this is how our convo went.

Me : So what you wanna do now?
Her : I don't know.

Me : You wanna head home now or you want to chill a bit more?
Her : I don't know.

Me : You feel like hittin up another spot?
Her : I don't know.

Now at this point I'm gettin a little annoyed. So I just asked her straight up.

Me : You want to go to my place?
Her : I don't know.

Now I was completely confused. But, I still wanted it to go down, so I figured I might as well just make it happen. So I told her lets hop in a cab and start headin towards my place until she figures out what she wants to do. We get to my place and I ask her,

Me : You want to come up?
Her : I don't know.

So obviously I just start walking to my place and she follows me all the way into my apt. So, I figure its a wrap. She down.

Me : So what you wanna do now?
Her : I don't know.

At this point we're both sitting on my couch and I'm completely befuddled at this point. This girl has followed me around all night and I finally get her to my place and she still don't know what she want to do. So I just said fuck it and I went in for a kiss. She pulled away.

Now I'm not annoyed. I'm indifferent. hahahah. I figured she not going anywhere and I'm not getting anywhere, so I put a pillow under her head a blanket over her and I went to my bed and went to sleep.

I woke up the next morning and she was gone. If you asked me what the hell that was all about, I'd have to say...

I don't know. haha

no talking till tuesday...

me: you're the worst. don't talk to me till i see you on tuesday.
rain: there's no way you will be able to resist talking to me til tuesday.
(a few minutes later)
me: FUCK--before we start this, look at this. you first posted that muppet thing.
rain: dude you're so funny. i knew you couldn't resist...
oh my god. this is bullshit. that's insane. maybe someone saw our blog.
me: shrug. ok for real now--no talking till tuesday.
rain: no for real--don't do that. i need someone to talk to tomorrow at work.
me: HAHAHA. fine fine fine. but i'm going to post this convo on the blog.
rain: man that's funny. our convos turn into blog material. even funnier because i'm telling my friend to type everything for me and he is the one typing right now.
me: you have a secretary! cooooool.
rain: hahaha. a very good looking one. us secretaries prefer the term executive stenographical synthesizer. he didn't say that.
me: i thought they were really called admin assistants.
rain: umm...i just do stock.

Countdown

A little something to help with the last half hour of work.

muppet time!

by far my favorite muppet clip. i hum this little song to myself sometimes and remember the good old days.

challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate to admit this, but rain completely made my day with that clip of the muppets.

as a result--i MUST top him. and i will.

just wait....

the greatest thing you will see today

morning. office. groggy. muppets. complete 180. have a good day folks.

yummy

its a restaurant in union square. its a roach. use your imagination. yummy.
you fuckers just got owned.

BFF for LIFE!

me: i have something to tell you. i was going to wait but...you're my bff so i should tell you.

Gflores: hahahaha. oh god please don't use that term in public: bff

me: what? you're my bff!! best friends FOREVER.
Gflores: it makes me feel all homo hahhahaha.

me: i'm going to get you a bff necklace that you have to wear with me for my bday.

Gflores: yes it is true-i am your bff.

oh no

noooo

nooooo
me: HAHA
(we discuss other things)

Gflores: by the way if you get me a bff necklace i am sooo not wearing that shit.

hahahaha

me: yes you are!

Gflores: i swear you better be kiddin.

hahahahah

me: i'm not. i want you to wear it to symbolize our friendship. it would make me happy.

Gflores: oh man. i'll jus take a double shot of baccardi. i'll probably wear it after that.

me: ooo my roommate got me the largest shot glass from colorado. if that's what i have to do to get you to wear it, it's going to be gaudy, sparkly and bright.
Gflores: oh man. at least it will be funny if you do it like that.

me: but you have to wear it all the time.

Gflores: man u r buggin!

me: i'll give you the bff one and (my bf) the bf one.

Gflores: oh man. that is jus too funny.

me: rain can get one too. it can say "bff in training." i might make these. they would be DOPEEEE.

Gflores: hahaahhahah that is sooooooooo hilarious.

what goes around...

"what goes around comes around." "karma's a bitch." blah blah. we've all heard these things before.

whichever one is true, something was working in my favor yesterday. you can check that out here.

She is Dumb Slick

I was chillin at this party with a friend and he was talkin to this chick and I thought she was pretty fly so I asked for an intro. Being the awesome wing man that he is he intro'd me and slid away.

So I'm there kicking my game and the chick seemed pretty receptive. We had a nice conversation for a good part of the evening and I thought she was pretty chill so I asked for her number. And this is what she said.

"I'm sorry I can't give you my number. I have a boyfriend. But you can have my myspace. We could get a group together and have some drinks."

I was more than disappointed, but I didn't want to be mean and tell her no thanks. So I said sure. She asks for my number so she can text me her myspace. Just in case you didn't catch that, she took my number so she could TEXT me her myspace.

Now I was pretty trashed, but even I knew that if you text someone that person now has your number.

Now I've told this story on numerous occasions, and everyone has been split right down the middle on this. Either, 1 - She is incredibly dumb for thinking that texting me her myspace meant she wasn't giving me her number or, 2 - She was extremely slick by giving me her number on the low and she definitely wanted me to call.

I think the most interesting reaction I've had to this story was recently. They said, I want to say that she was dumb. At least if she was dumb, she wouldn't be a scum bag.

this is for my little jelo...

"it's ON like DONKEY KONG!"

(i heard the expression this weekend during "rock of love" and i am officially resurrecting the awesomeness that IS this saying.)

a thought.

i hate pets. especially ones that do "cute things". pets suck. cute sucks. cute pets suck.