rain k. schrute

these quotes are HILARIOUS.

for the record--i used to play sports in hs

rain: why are your arms so sore?
missdtm: i did push ups
rain: hahahahahahahha
missdtm: why is that funny?
rain: wow. for the same reasons that you said u cant imagine me doing yoga. i can not mentally picture you doing pushups

PLEASE!!!!

...can i get this instead of a belly ring?

if you love me...

...you would call white castle and make arrangements for valentine's day.

grassy ass.

yoga

i did yoga today. it was pretty amazing. but from now on..i will be doing yoga to this video:

Moshi Moshi

WOULD YOU?

i would....



NOT!!

maybe

BELLY RINGS.....

might make this worse...think about it.

weekend theater

CHINATOWN
a short play from
edgie, wan jesley, and PAIN!

4:00 am: it is a pleasant drunk Saturday morning outside of a low key karaoke bar in new York citY.

Romans: Blart, u are wasted. give Jelwin your keys.

Blart: voice cracking and walking away. eyes beginning to water. NO! Listen, whoever wants to come with me. come with me. if not, FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M OUTTA HERE!!! walks away.

Pain: Don't cry about it.

Blart: Spits and walks away exasperated with arms flailing. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!?! as a tear drops from his eyes and he gets into his car alone.

Romans: Insane laughter. FAG!

I was in disbelief, and doubted his claims to leave. But then, as I saw his ACURA speed off, the LEGEND followed along with him. Suddenly, a tear shot from my eye. From where I was standing, I could still see the remnants of smoke from his exhaust trailblazing behind him, followed by the fumes of his inebriated anger. The stench enveloped the good humor in the air and consumed us with anguish. It was no longer a joke; for I feared for him and his life.

Pain: Dude, I am seriously worried. This isn't right, he won't make it home alive.


Jelwin: Pats Pain on the back. Just forget about it man, it's CHINATOWN....

best find of the week: direct train from NY to AC

thanks wong

who's down??
http://acestrain.com/

laureluxe

it's for the cool kids.

this is brought to you by the letter A

Letter A from blu on Vimeo.

city of god's son - trailer

shit is dope. it's like an audio movie. DL the whole thing for free here: http://www.cityofgodson.com/

blue's belly button party

blue is getting a belly button ring on this day.
we would like for you to join us.

I miss him already....

DUH!

Barack is still a G...

Real Talk at the 1:07 mark....

Back Bends.....

Dont do them unless you have to....

When you see police in the streets.....

RUN!

barack

who cares?

terry radjaw

kind of.

not really. haha
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd raaaaaaaaaaaaadddd...

SUMMER TIME

Here i stand, in the midst of one of the coldest days of the year, I long for summer again.



This video makes me vision this coming summer with my cut off short shorts and belly ring.

i absolutely need to see this

I'm Not an /R/-Tard

"I am socializing /r/-tard. I'm logged onto an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak."

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This for my boy Desimone. Happy Born Day Bro.

Biggest Rock of Loser Love Couples Bus

Everyone knows I HATE reality TV shows. Most especially the really really bad ones that everyone seems to enjoy so much. But since I am a degenerate gambler I will put money down on a winner any day. So the wager of the day is on the show Rock of Love Bus and here's the chick I got my money on. So all you reality fiends watch out for my chick and keep me updated. Cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna be watching.




On another note, I recently found out that one of my boys is on the show Biggest Loser Couples. I must admit that you gotta be tough to go on this show and not get destroyed mentally. So I'm rooting for him. I hope he hits his goal.

Chiti Chiti Bang Bang

I know you guys know the last post's title song reference. But this video is too dope, to not post.



hot nicks spit flame
lava pump through my veins
caught in the zone
home on the range

Fuckin Method Man!

Hot Nicks Spit Flame

Saw these sick ear buds at Turntable Lab the other day. Went to check em out on Nixon's website and saw these images. Just really dope images. Also, the earbuds came in 2 sizes and 2 cel phone head sets. One of them for the iPhone.









Check it. Nixon

little lulu

my sister and i were talking about how great this cartoon was when we were little. why we were watching little lulu in the 80's is beyond me. either way, i still love little lulu!

Technique....

this is how i get my "swole" on...



remember this one?

does anyone else remember this?

this is for blue

This is Some Disgusting Shit

Michael Phelps gives Warren Sapp a half pool length lead and still beats him.



And if you watch closely Sapp even takes 2 big steps before he jumps in. Phelps looked like a fucking speed boat in the water.
Insasnity!

WHAT A JOLLY BEE!!

mabuhay

sometimes there is something seriously wrong with rain....

missdtm: if blue posts today, it'll be the perfect day
rain: ahahah
missdtm: it'll be the first time in a long ass time that we all posted on the same day
rain: i posted today?
missdtm: HAHAHAHA YES
rain: no way oh shit
missdtm: you were the last damn post you weirdo
rain: i did.. hahahah...i forgot already
missdtm: this is going on the blog. right now
rain: damn. sometimes i regret talking to you on aim when this happens

butts

big butts are awesome

who's down to come with me????

let's drink some 40's and then do this.

You Remind Me of My Jeep

This is for all the people playing poker at my crib on tuesday who didn't know the words. Me included.

You Remind Me Of Something - R. Kelly

This one is by special request from the Rain Man. This song still makes me laugh.

Feelin On Yo Booty (Remix) - R Kelly

Heavy Rotation

Been bumping this song at work a lot lately. 09 is gonna be beautiful. Don't be sad 08 is gone.

Two Hearts In 3/4 Time - The Avalanches

Phallus

order now and i'll throw in a bottle of lotion

ONG BAK 3 the prequel....

who wants to go to midgetville, NJ?

feliz dia de los 3 reyes

happy 3 kings day! if you're in/around east harlem, you might want to check this out.

SHOUT OUT

why was greg's last post on DECEMBER 18th?!?

another song i'm completely obsessed with

Gifted (Ft. Kanye West, Santogold, & Lykke Li) - N.A.S.A.

she got her own.

i am beyond obsessed with this song right now...

She Got Her Own (Miss Independent Remix) feat. Jamie Foxx and Fabolous - Ne-Yo

let's start the year off right with some pics

there was some pre-new years eve drinking going on...

...rain rocking my shades...


...blue rocking my shades...


...kelwin, rain, blue and i being silly...


...group shot. officially '09...(we're obviously missing blue and kelwin).

elmo live freaks me out