weekend theater

CHINATOWN
a short play from
edgie, wan jesley, and PAIN!

4:00 am: it is a pleasant drunk Saturday morning outside of a low key karaoke bar in new York citY.

Romans: Blart, u are wasted. give Jelwin your keys.

Blart: voice cracking and walking away. eyes beginning to water. NO! Listen, whoever wants to come with me. come with me. if not, FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M OUTTA HERE!!! walks away.

Pain: Don't cry about it.

Blart: Spits and walks away exasperated with arms flailing. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!?! as a tear drops from his eyes and he gets into his car alone.

Romans: Insane laughter. FAG!

I was in disbelief, and doubted his claims to leave. But then, as I saw his ACURA speed off, the LEGEND followed along with him. Suddenly, a tear shot from my eye. From where I was standing, I could still see the remnants of smoke from his exhaust trailblazing behind him, followed by the fumes of his inebriated anger. The stench enveloped the good humor in the air and consumed us with anguish. It was no longer a joke; for I feared for him and his life.

Pain: Dude, I am seriously worried. This isn't right, he won't make it home alive.


Jelwin: Pats Pain on the back. Just forget about it man, it's CHINATOWN....