tiger woods is just that good.

today. I took my first step in becoming a real designer.

got me a wacom tablet. I can't believe this is happening. I'm becoming
one of those designer dudes.

Janelle Monae is the SHIT!

Too bad she is Rain's girl.

My new favorite song.

i <3 perez

i'm not really sure why, but i really really love this post from perezhilton.com.

it's probably because if you watch the hill, this is funny as hell.

JR in the favelas of rio

from wooster.

this shit is amazing.
click here for more photos.

move your feet.

i am totally obsessed with this song right now and i don't really even care how old it is:



i never realized how DOPE the video is.

ass bra

and the winner is...

sorry for the long wait. we were "deliberating."

with no further ado, here are the winners of the 'stache contest (we only had 2 submissions so we're giving it to both):

pemora wrote in and submitted 2 photos (my favorite is the first pic of joe with my nephew):

"pics of joe p., my baby daddy.

ode to the 'stache

moustache, oh moustache, how i hate you so.
you grow and grow
right under his nose.

i try to kiss him,
the love of my life.
but you are prickly and itchy
and cut like a knife.

you stare and you glare,
with your spider long legs.
getting high-fives
from guys named greg.

moustache, oh moustache, how i love you so,
now that you're gone
with no place left to go."





and then, chris submitted the following:

"Here is my submission. Got the idea at the Dali Exhibit at the MOMA.

The contest says you have to "Take the Pic" - and I did. Took it from Google. All Photoshop and words are mine though.

I should win because, honestly, in your pursuit of awesomeness, there is not a more awesome stache in history than that of Dali."

congrats to you both! your prizes are being put together and you'll get them when we see you.

start your weekend right.

if u have ever been to the village underground and have seen Unionn play. you know this dude. he is a showman. i once saw this guy completely have every girl in the whole spot want to dance with him. he then decided to dance with the biggest chick in the spot. this girl was def over 225. he picked her ass up got her legs wrapped around him and went at it in the middle of the dance floor with the whole place going hysterical. this dude is the man. i cant believe he was on this friggin show. lets go to village underground tonight. hahahahahaha

p.s. its awesome how he hams it up for the camera. hilarious.

i am loving these paintings

they are really cute.

all together now....

let's laugh at the hipsters.

beer goggles are for real!

oooooooooooooo beer goggles. how you have wronged so many people...

"that's my name, uh, uh uuh!"

just for some shits and giggles:

morgan freeman back in the day.

a must have

i got schooled on my coloring skills this morning. i was told, "nooo, you need to do it like this!" when i was trying to color in a landscape the lazy way (i was scribbling. so sue me!). i guess it doesn't matter if you went to art school--in the mind of a child, there's a certain way to color!

i was trying to be creative with it.

anyway, i absolutely need these in my life. they are the best when you use them on a hello kitty coloring book too. hook it up.

tomorrow's the day...

tomorrow is the deadline for the ode to the 'stache contest. submit your photo or you'll miss out on an awesome prize.

spain is a racist country

apparently, i am going to have to boycott spain.



their history of crazy racism and their ambivalence when confronted about it is ridic. (evidenced in this article: SPAIN SHIT)
i am done talking about this.
HATING ON SPAIN. FUCK 'em

dope.

i think my friends are pretty awesome. here's my friend's awesome website.

take a minute to check it out and then leave a comment in the comment box (tell her we referred you!).

oh yea--and tell your friends.

how to make your body parts look bigger

/ blog from my iPhone test.
all u need is two iPhones, a willing model, and a body part you would
like to make bigger. thx josh if this really works

janelle monae

i would like to marry this fine ass chic. yowza.

check out this bitch kill it.

extra:

more:

homer simpson: picture a day

looks like my life.

don't forget to enter our contest!

5 more days before the deadline is up for the ode to the 'stache contest.

so get your pics ready and submit them to geekdunkin@gmail.com.

ice cube

i am going a little crazy.
anxiety envelops me.
there are no clear thoughts.
there is only one solution.
i need to get the fuck outta here.

my first choice is cali to fornicate. i fucking miss the birds and the breeze.






and there is no excuse for this next one. but its just wierd.


hatin on the east coast right now.

This is Why I Love this Woman

postsecret

damn, postsecret. why didn't i send this one in?


and yes, i am that DAMN girly.

concrete ball

this video is fucking classic. one of my all time faves. this shit is a big up to san diego and summer vacation. oh, how i miss the both of you.

The Asterisk

The Second Episode...

Now this girl was a friend of a friend. I knew I was going to see her again. So I didn't ask her for her number the first night we met. Its one of my new things.

Low and behold, not even a week later we ran into each other at a friend's happy hour. A bunch of us decided to go bar hopping to no avail. We finally surrendered to an empty bar / lounge, that was so empty they let us play our ipods over the sound system. We were bustin moves all night long.

Later in the night this chick grabs the ipod and puts some reggae on and gets me on the dance floor. We start grindin like only reggae can get you grindin and I say...

Me : Wow that was pretty smooth.

Her : What?

Me : I'm sure you didn't just pick this song randomly. You knew what you were doing.

Her : Yah I did. What do you think?

Me : I give ya a 7.

Her : 7!?!?

Me : Yeah I mean it was pretty obvious.

Her : I can't believe you just gave me a 7!!!

Me : Hey I just call 'em how I see 'em.

Now that 7 was suppose to be for her little "I'll play some reggae and grind with this guy." move. I later found out that she thought that I thought SHE was a 7. Oh man, talk about a bad misunderstanding. Let's just say I took an "L" that night.

To Be Continued...

MJ making a fool of himself

food ban?

i really don't know how to feel about this article.

The Asterisk

The First Episode...

This was totally by accident. I swear. I've been saying it for I don't even know how long. Granted I haven't been following it, but still.

"I don't date asian girls."

One night I realized that i had stumbled onto an ingenious move.

I had gone out with a bunch of friends and friends of friends and we were outside this party just loungin trying to figure out the next moves for the night. Then, I said it to my boy in passing. Two girls to my right and two girls to my left had heard it simultaneously.

All of a sudden it was the topic of conversation. Everyone either had a look of disdain or a look of curiosity in their face. It really did bring out that feminine competitive spirit. I still can't believe it worked as well as it did.

We all went to a bar afterwards and one of the girls came up to me and asked...

Her : So why don't you date asian girls?

Me : The last couple of girls I've dated have been asian, and I feel like they're just trouble.

She gives me this very intriguied look.

Her : Well, maybe you just haven't met the right one.

Between that line and the look on her face. I knew The Game was on.

To Be Continued...

This is What I'm Doin Sat

rain's score

i scored a 70%. therefore, i prove once again that i am more awesome and smarter than you two.

i pledge allegiance...

i'm not sure i deserve to be in this country. i have never ever taken an interest in history or wanted to learn about our government. i guess ignorance is bliss...

flores and i both passed this citizen test with a 45%.

damn! we need to open up a history book.

get yo freak on

look, i am a lover of america's best dance crew. don't hate.

i have been complaining about the crews they have on the show this season. there are very few (and i mean FEW) that deserve to even be on the show this season BUT i have grown to love and appreciate fanny pak.

last week's performance had to be on the most AMAZING ones i have seen this season. seriously. amazing.

that's why i had to post it.