somebody loves me

it's monday. i had a late sunday night. and this is what i walk into at work. fucking awesome. my fave is the korean one on the bottom of the second pic.






thanks for totally wasting my post-its

Congrats!! To THE Big Man of NY!

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Operation S.O.U.L. Forever!!

My boy Jermaine submitted a remix for a Mariah Carey track and he needs to get into the top 10 to make it to the next round. They went from 426th to 65th. So lets get them all the way to the top! Check out the track, vote, and spread the word!

Mariah Carey - I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time (Operation S.O.U.L. RMX)

eulardi tanseco

eulardi tanseco is delusional for thinking nobody knows his government name.
this is fucking hilarious and retarded.
but if you make some money. i want a cut.
let's not hate on him too hard. because the rest of the world is about to. they are even writing about him in some ching chang chong shit!

because youtube took off

the video of sarah palin as a sportscaster. you people get this. BONG!

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The Third Episode...

Later that week we ran into each other at a mutual friend's party. As
we were tearing up the dance floor, the whole #7 situation came up and
we straightened the whole thing out. So I figured I'd let her get a
little payback. So I asked...

Me : So what did you think about me when you first met me?

Her : I thought you were a 2!

Me : Damn a 2!?!? At least I gave you a 7, even though it was a
misunderstanding.

Her : I thought you were a 2 because you said you don't date asian girls.

Now the 2 definitely hurt my ego, even though I'm sure it was all part
of the game. My conceited side won't let me think she really thought I
was a 2.

Later that night I got my confirmation.

We slid over to another spot and we were with a bunch of our friends.
After getting our first round of drinks, we secluded ourselves to a
quaint little spot on the dance floor.

We danced a little and chatted a little. The energy between us was
definitely building. I just said fuck it. I went in for a kiss. There
we were in the middle of the dance floor just enjoying each other's
"company." I thought, Damn! Not too bad for a guy she rated a 2 about
an hour ago.

To Be Continued...

common - announcement

yes. he is my fav. rapper of all time.
and yes. this video is buttery.
but who does he think he is with that bottle of yak in his hand and bmx cruisers in the video. common is jacking my steez. click the pic for the video.

tiger woods is just that good.

today. I took my first step in becoming a real designer.

got me a wacom tablet. I can't believe this is happening. I'm becoming
one of those designer dudes.

Janelle Monae is the SHIT!

Too bad she is Rain's girl.

My new favorite song.

i <3 perez

i'm not really sure why, but i really really love this post from perezhilton.com.

it's probably because if you watch the hill, this is funny as hell.

JR in the favelas of rio

from wooster.

this shit is amazing.
click here for more photos.

move your feet.

i am totally obsessed with this song right now and i don't really even care how old it is:



i never realized how DOPE the video is.

ass bra

and the winner is...

sorry for the long wait. we were "deliberating."

with no further ado, here are the winners of the 'stache contest (we only had 2 submissions so we're giving it to both):

pemora wrote in and submitted 2 photos (my favorite is the first pic of joe with my nephew):

"pics of joe p., my baby daddy.

ode to the 'stache

moustache, oh moustache, how i hate you so.
you grow and grow
right under his nose.

i try to kiss him,
the love of my life.
but you are prickly and itchy
and cut like a knife.

you stare and you glare,
with your spider long legs.
getting high-fives
from guys named greg.

moustache, oh moustache, how i love you so,
now that you're gone
with no place left to go."





and then, chris submitted the following:

"Here is my submission. Got the idea at the Dali Exhibit at the MOMA.

The contest says you have to "Take the Pic" - and I did. Took it from Google. All Photoshop and words are mine though.

I should win because, honestly, in your pursuit of awesomeness, there is not a more awesome stache in history than that of Dali."

congrats to you both! your prizes are being put together and you'll get them when we see you.

start your weekend right.

if u have ever been to the village underground and have seen Unionn play. you know this dude. he is a showman. i once saw this guy completely have every girl in the whole spot want to dance with him. he then decided to dance with the biggest chick in the spot. this girl was def over 225. he picked her ass up got her legs wrapped around him and went at it in the middle of the dance floor with the whole place going hysterical. this dude is the man. i cant believe he was on this friggin show. lets go to village underground tonight. hahahahahaha

p.s. its awesome how he hams it up for the camera. hilarious.

i am loving these paintings

they are really cute.

all together now....

let's laugh at the hipsters.

beer goggles are for real!

oooooooooooooo beer goggles. how you have wronged so many people...

"that's my name, uh, uh uuh!"

just for some shits and giggles:

morgan freeman back in the day.