i am going a little crazy.
anxiety envelops me.
there are no clear thoughts.
there is only one solution.
i need to get the fuck outta here.
my first choice is cali to fornicate. i fucking miss the birds and the breeze.
and there is no excuse for this next one. but its just wierd.
hatin on the east coast right now.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
concrete ball
this video is fucking classic. one of my all time faves. this shit is a big up to san diego and summer vacation. oh, how i miss the both of you.
The Asterisk
The Second Episode...
Now this girl was a friend of a friend. I knew I was going to see her again. So I didn't ask her for her number the first night we met. Its one of my new things.
Low and behold, not even a week later we ran into each other at a friend's happy hour. A bunch of us decided to go bar hopping to no avail. We finally surrendered to an empty bar / lounge, that was so empty they let us play our ipods over the sound system. We were bustin moves all night long.
Later in the night this chick grabs the ipod and puts some reggae on and gets me on the dance floor. We start grindin like only reggae can get you grindin and I say...
Me : Wow that was pretty smooth.
Her : What?
Me : I'm sure you didn't just pick this song randomly. You knew what you were doing.
Her : Yah I did. What do you think?
Me : I give ya a 7.
Her : 7!?!?
Me : Yeah I mean it was pretty obvious.
Her : I can't believe you just gave me a 7!!!
Me : Hey I just call 'em how I see 'em.
Now that 7 was suppose to be for her little "I'll play some reggae and grind with this guy." move. I later found out that she thought that I thought SHE was a 7. Oh man, talk about a bad misunderstanding. Let's just say I took an "L" that night.
To Be Continued...
Now this girl was a friend of a friend. I knew I was going to see her again. So I didn't ask her for her number the first night we met. Its one of my new things.
Low and behold, not even a week later we ran into each other at a friend's happy hour. A bunch of us decided to go bar hopping to no avail. We finally surrendered to an empty bar / lounge, that was so empty they let us play our ipods over the sound system. We were bustin moves all night long.
Later in the night this chick grabs the ipod and puts some reggae on and gets me on the dance floor. We start grindin like only reggae can get you grindin and I say...
Me : Wow that was pretty smooth.
Her : What?
Me : I'm sure you didn't just pick this song randomly. You knew what you were doing.
Her : Yah I did. What do you think?
Me : I give ya a 7.
Her : 7!?!?
Me : Yeah I mean it was pretty obvious.
Her : I can't believe you just gave me a 7!!!
Me : Hey I just call 'em how I see 'em.
Now that 7 was suppose to be for her little "I'll play some reggae and grind with this guy." move. I later found out that she thought that I thought SHE was a 7. Oh man, talk about a bad misunderstanding. Let's just say I took an "L" that night.
To Be Continued...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
The Asterisk
The First Episode...
This was totally by accident. I swear. I've been saying it for I don't even know how long. Granted I haven't been following it, but still.
"I don't date asian girls."
One night I realized that i had stumbled onto an ingenious move.
I had gone out with a bunch of friends and friends of friends and we were outside this party just loungin trying to figure out the next moves for the night. Then, I said it to my boy in passing. Two girls to my right and two girls to my left had heard it simultaneously.
All of a sudden it was the topic of conversation. Everyone either had a look of disdain or a look of curiosity in their face. It really did bring out that feminine competitive spirit. I still can't believe it worked as well as it did.
We all went to a bar afterwards and one of the girls came up to me and asked...
Her : So why don't you date asian girls?
Me : The last couple of girls I've dated have been asian, and I feel like they're just trouble.
She gives me this very intriguied look.
Her : Well, maybe you just haven't met the right one.
Between that line and the look on her face. I knew The Game was on.
To Be Continued...
This was totally by accident. I swear. I've been saying it for I don't even know how long. Granted I haven't been following it, but still.
"I don't date asian girls."
One night I realized that i had stumbled onto an ingenious move.
I had gone out with a bunch of friends and friends of friends and we were outside this party just loungin trying to figure out the next moves for the night. Then, I said it to my boy in passing. Two girls to my right and two girls to my left had heard it simultaneously.
All of a sudden it was the topic of conversation. Everyone either had a look of disdain or a look of curiosity in their face. It really did bring out that feminine competitive spirit. I still can't believe it worked as well as it did.
We all went to a bar afterwards and one of the girls came up to me and asked...
Her : So why don't you date asian girls?
Me : The last couple of girls I've dated have been asian, and I feel like they're just trouble.
She gives me this very intriguied look.
Her : Well, maybe you just haven't met the right one.
Between that line and the look on her face. I knew The Game was on.
To Be Continued...
rain's score
i scored a 70%. therefore, i prove once again that i am more awesome and smarter than you two.
i pledge allegiance...
i'm not sure i deserve to be in this country. i have never ever taken an interest in history or wanted to learn about our government. i guess ignorance is bliss...
flores and i both passed this citizen test with a 45%.
damn! we need to open up a history book.
flores and i both passed this citizen test with a 45%.
damn! we need to open up a history book.
get yo freak on
look, i am a lover of america's best dance crew. don't hate.
i have been complaining about the crews they have on the show this season. there are very few (and i mean FEW) that deserve to even be on the show this season BUT i have grown to love and appreciate fanny pak.
last week's performance had to be on the most AMAZING ones i have seen this season. seriously. amazing.
that's why i had to post it.
i have been complaining about the crews they have on the show this season. there are very few (and i mean FEW) that deserve to even be on the show this season BUT i have grown to love and appreciate fanny pak.
last week's performance had to be on the most AMAZING ones i have seen this season. seriously. amazing.
that's why i had to post it.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
gnarls barkley - "who's gonna save my soul"
came across this on ignoredprayers' blog.
i think i am that guy in this video.
and i am sure everybody else has been that guy too. the universality of this situation is what makes this video so ill to me. gnarls barkley/chris milk really capture the feelings of this type of situation.
check it out. then check yo self, busta!
i think i am that guy in this video.
and i am sure everybody else has been that guy too. the universality of this situation is what makes this video so ill to me. gnarls barkley/chris milk really capture the feelings of this type of situation.
check it out. then check yo self, busta!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
one of you must leave.
there is only room for one of these fools.
they kinda look the same.
they have the same music video.
one used to hold puff's umbrella. the other got his girlfriend stolen by diddy.
i would love to see these two in a death match.
i liked that song. but damn, that boy looks silly as all hell.
here is my pic for the winner of this battle (eventho, its a little unfair being that he got an ill assist with the always dope verse by andre benjamin).
ok. im renegging. they are both losers.
they kinda look the same.
they have the same music video.
one used to hold puff's umbrella. the other got his girlfriend stolen by diddy.
i would love to see these two in a death match.
i liked that song. but damn, that boy looks silly as all hell.
here is my pic for the winner of this battle (eventho, its a little unfair being that he got an ill assist with the always dope verse by andre benjamin).
ok. im renegging. they are both losers.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
WTF!
What the fuck is wrong with the world!
My boy was trying to buy steaks online and found this.
All I know is I would not want to work at that facility.
Hi my name is Greg, I work as a cattle jerker offer.
My boy was trying to buy steaks online and found this.
All I know is I would not want to work at that facility.
Hi my name is Greg, I work as a cattle jerker offer.
ode to the 'stache
in honor of one of the coolest 'staches i have seen since my dad rocked one in the early '90's (yes, rain, i am talking about you), geek dunkin is hosting a mustache pic contest.
rules:
1. take a pic of your favorite mustache. it must be a pic you take. that means you can grab someone on the street and take their pic. whatever works.
2. email it to geekdunkin@gmail.com with your name and then the name of the person in the pic.
3. tell us WHY you love 'staches so much.
4. win an awesome prize.
a prize will be awarded to our favorite 'stache (and pic quality. c'mon--we're all artists here. we need to see something dope). there will be one winner. each one of us will grab the silliest, funniest crap we can find and send it to your house. plus a free set of geek dunkin pins.
contest ends on august 15th.
Monday, July 28, 2008
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
one day, rain had on a mister rogers sweater--i believe it was a cardigan with stripes. seriously, it looked like it was straight out of mr. rogers' closet. i love the sweater. and i love mr. rogers.
and there are others who love him as well.
thanks to pemora for forwarding the article.
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