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I am so glad I never had any of those toys.
i have a portable expandable oozinator...
1) If ever got hit with an oozinator (major pumping required) someone was getting cut.2) I had like 2 'My Buddys"-did having "kid sister" make you a pedophile?3) Why did the black kid in the underwear have to spin? Cuz he can dance? Underwear-Racist.4) That black kid in the Michael commercial had some legit gear.5) I was too fat for toys that bounced. Still am.
Hold on. Hold on. Underoos were the shit. Sorry, but I when I got those for Christmas, I was happy, running around the house acting like a superhero.Of course, it wasn't until after I was married that I let my wife knew I still wear them. Now she just closes the door slowly and tries to smile.SHAZAM!!
wait, i just realized-wasn't everything in the 80s/early 90s gay? Why is this list news?
i am happy that i never ever had any of those toys.
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I am so glad I never had any of those toys.
i have a portable expandable oozinator...
1) If ever got hit with an oozinator (major pumping required) someone was getting cut.
2) I had like 2 'My Buddys"-did having "kid sister" make you a pedophile?
3) Why did the black kid in the underwear have to spin? Cuz he can dance? Underwear-Racist.
4) That black kid in the Michael commercial had some legit gear.
5) I was too fat for toys that bounced. Still am.
Hold on. Hold on. Underoos were the shit. Sorry, but I when I got those for Christmas, I was happy, running around the house acting like a superhero.
Of course, it wasn't until after I was married that I let my wife knew I still wear them.
Now she just closes the door slowly and tries to smile.
SHAZAM!!
wait, i just realized-wasn't everything in the 80s/early 90s gay? Why is this list news?
i am happy that i never ever had any of those toys.
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