rain k. schrute

these quotes are HILARIOUS.

for the record--i used to play sports in hs

rain: why are your arms so sore?
missdtm: i did push ups
rain: hahahahahahahha
missdtm: why is that funny?
rain: wow. for the same reasons that you said u cant imagine me doing yoga. i can not mentally picture you doing pushups

PLEASE!!!!

...can i get this instead of a belly ring?

if you love me...

...you would call white castle and make arrangements for valentine's day.

grassy ass.

yoga

i did yoga today. it was pretty amazing. but from now on..i will be doing yoga to this video:

Moshi Moshi

WOULD YOU?

i would....



NOT!!

maybe

BELLY RINGS.....

might make this worse...think about it.

weekend theater

CHINATOWN
a short play from
edgie, wan jesley, and PAIN!

4:00 am: it is a pleasant drunk Saturday morning outside of a low key karaoke bar in new York citY.

Romans: Blart, u are wasted. give Jelwin your keys.

Blart: voice cracking and walking away. eyes beginning to water. NO! Listen, whoever wants to come with me. come with me. if not, FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M OUTTA HERE!!! walks away.

Pain: Don't cry about it.

Blart: Spits and walks away exasperated with arms flailing. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!?! as a tear drops from his eyes and he gets into his car alone.

Romans: Insane laughter. FAG!

I was in disbelief, and doubted his claims to leave. But then, as I saw his ACURA speed off, the LEGEND followed along with him. Suddenly, a tear shot from my eye. From where I was standing, I could still see the remnants of smoke from his exhaust trailblazing behind him, followed by the fumes of his inebriated anger. The stench enveloped the good humor in the air and consumed us with anguish. It was no longer a joke; for I feared for him and his life.

Pain: Dude, I am seriously worried. This isn't right, he won't make it home alive.


Jelwin: Pats Pain on the back. Just forget about it man, it's CHINATOWN....

best find of the week: direct train from NY to AC

thanks wong

who's down??
http://acestrain.com/

laureluxe

it's for the cool kids.

this is brought to you by the letter A

Letter A from blu on Vimeo.

city of god's son - trailer

shit is dope. it's like an audio movie. DL the whole thing for free here: http://www.cityofgodson.com/

blue's belly button party

blue is getting a belly button ring on this day.
we would like for you to join us.

I miss him already....

DUH!

Barack is still a G...

Real Talk at the 1:07 mark....

Back Bends.....

Dont do them unless you have to....

When you see police in the streets.....

RUN!

barack

who cares?

terry radjaw

kind of.

not really. haha
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd raaaaaaaaaaaaadddd...