tiger woods is just that good.

today. I took my first step in becoming a real designer.

got me a wacom tablet. I can't believe this is happening. I'm becoming
one of those designer dudes.

Janelle Monae is the SHIT!

Too bad she is Rain's girl.

My new favorite song.

i <3 perez

i'm not really sure why, but i really really love this post from perezhilton.com.

it's probably because if you watch the hill, this is funny as hell.

JR in the favelas of rio

from wooster.

this shit is amazing.
click here for more photos.

move your feet.

i am totally obsessed with this song right now and i don't really even care how old it is:



i never realized how DOPE the video is.

ass bra

and the winner is...

sorry for the long wait. we were "deliberating."

with no further ado, here are the winners of the 'stache contest (we only had 2 submissions so we're giving it to both):

pemora wrote in and submitted 2 photos (my favorite is the first pic of joe with my nephew):

"pics of joe p., my baby daddy.

ode to the 'stache

moustache, oh moustache, how i hate you so.
you grow and grow
right under his nose.

i try to kiss him,
the love of my life.
but you are prickly and itchy
and cut like a knife.

you stare and you glare,
with your spider long legs.
getting high-fives
from guys named greg.

moustache, oh moustache, how i love you so,
now that you're gone
with no place left to go."





and then, chris submitted the following:

"Here is my submission. Got the idea at the Dali Exhibit at the MOMA.

The contest says you have to "Take the Pic" - and I did. Took it from Google. All Photoshop and words are mine though.

I should win because, honestly, in your pursuit of awesomeness, there is not a more awesome stache in history than that of Dali."

congrats to you both! your prizes are being put together and you'll get them when we see you.

start your weekend right.

if u have ever been to the village underground and have seen Unionn play. you know this dude. he is a showman. i once saw this guy completely have every girl in the whole spot want to dance with him. he then decided to dance with the biggest chick in the spot. this girl was def over 225. he picked her ass up got her legs wrapped around him and went at it in the middle of the dance floor with the whole place going hysterical. this dude is the man. i cant believe he was on this friggin show. lets go to village underground tonight. hahahahahaha

p.s. its awesome how he hams it up for the camera. hilarious.

i am loving these paintings

they are really cute.

all together now....

let's laugh at the hipsters.

beer goggles are for real!

oooooooooooooo beer goggles. how you have wronged so many people...

"that's my name, uh, uh uuh!"

just for some shits and giggles:

morgan freeman back in the day.

a must have

i got schooled on my coloring skills this morning. i was told, "nooo, you need to do it like this!" when i was trying to color in a landscape the lazy way (i was scribbling. so sue me!). i guess it doesn't matter if you went to art school--in the mind of a child, there's a certain way to color!

i was trying to be creative with it.

anyway, i absolutely need these in my life. they are the best when you use them on a hello kitty coloring book too. hook it up.

tomorrow's the day...

tomorrow is the deadline for the ode to the 'stache contest. submit your photo or you'll miss out on an awesome prize.

spain is a racist country

apparently, i am going to have to boycott spain.



their history of crazy racism and their ambivalence when confronted about it is ridic. (evidenced in this article: SPAIN SHIT)
i am done talking about this.
HATING ON SPAIN. FUCK 'em

dope.

i think my friends are pretty awesome. here's my friend's awesome website.

take a minute to check it out and then leave a comment in the comment box (tell her we referred you!).

oh yea--and tell your friends.

how to make your body parts look bigger

/ blog from my iPhone test.
all u need is two iPhones, a willing model, and a body part you would
like to make bigger. thx josh if this really works

janelle monae

i would like to marry this fine ass chic. yowza.

check out this bitch kill it.

extra:

more:

homer simpson: picture a day

looks like my life.