Friday, May 30, 2008

flashing lights

while my shine continues to get bigger and brighter, the inner me is getting noticeably darker. i am realizing that i need to do something very bad. soon. this has nothing in particular to do with this post but you can def blow me. =)
and now. the 3 versions of kanye west's flashing lights (which one do you like best? i like the first one which is a spike jonze offering:

version 1:


version 2:


version 3:

ephemeral art



doing some research and came across this stuff. i love images like this.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

halloween?



i had to remind myself this morning that it is NOT halloween.

especially since i saw a grown man in a full superman outfit walking down 1st ave. the cape was flapping behind him and everything. and he was serious about it. he had shades on. and was ignoring the people in my hood as they laughed in his face.

i'm not sure where he was going, but i'm sure he made someone's day.

HATE IS AWESOME

i am going to start hating on the two of you every time i hate you guys' posts. this is a warning. and this is the reality. i hate dogs. i hate posts on dogs. and i hate the dog that i have yet to meet but i will soon be living with. i swear they better train that shit. first piss or shit on my shoes or clothes and you will see the little bitch/baby mother fucker come out!. WATCH ME!!!

HAAAAATE!
-its a good thing

ps. DOGS ARE DIRTY!!! THEY POOP!! AND PISS!!. FUCK!

monster

my dog is a straight up monster. she'll chew on anything just to chew on it.

creation and destruction

people getting served - compilation by gifted.

ps. the last video. whoever it is operating that camera, you are a complete jackass. 

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Yes. It is that time. I am letting Bad Greg come out and play. My recent trip back to singledom has made me throw caution to the wind. Which, will be a lot of fun for me and equally as entertaining for all of you.

The Chronicles won't really change too much. It will still stay anonymous but it will be a bit more current. A lot of the entries in the past have been tales from last year. Now, you'll get them like it was breaking news on CNN.

Ohh baby this is gonna get mighty interesting.

The Great Debate



The great debate rages. Put your 2 cents in. The Survey

i will be here sunday


a little event that will happen on the DL under the noses of the city and it's PD. i am not crazy enough to race. but i will def check this shit out.  

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

the only good thing in boston


this was the only good thing i saw in boston. not only were 4 out of 5 of these bitches hot, the three i talked to were cool as hell. and guess what? they werent from FUCKING BOSTON. that says a lot. thanks for the suggestions on places to go out, ladies. these chicks work at a new bar which is in the centerfield of fucking bullshit ass fenway park called "bleacher bar". believe me, it might be the only place in boston worth going to.

ps. let me say that another cool thing was the staff at bodega. they were cool as hell too and shot the shit for a minute giving me the ill discount on my shoes and clothes (pretty awesome discount i must say). and they also gave me suggestions on what to check out. but!, the best part is, i go to the guy ringing me up and ask him "where can we go out tonight?" the guy(a white guy who grew up in jamaica) looks at me, shakes his head, smirks and says, "boston sucks, man".

keep winning your world series' and all that....we are beating you in LIFE! you fucking piece of shit racist city.

it's complicated

especially when you change your relationship status on facebook.

more hate on boston

dumb
dumb
didday

boston: my feelings after this weekend.

Monday, May 26, 2008

finders keepers



i took my bike out for a ride today with the bf and the roommate. we ended up in randalls island and found the beer garden over there.

this is destined to be my bike riding spot for the rest of the summer.

Friday, May 23, 2008

it's all mine!



i would just like to say that i have in my possession the most awesome folding bike (in blue) known to man. and it's all mine. i plan on using it to join rain's bar bike gang and ride the streets of ny. drunk. in heels. and my purse hanging off the handle.

don't hate. although, i know rain is a tad bit jealous right now.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

MmmMMmm... Food...

I'm Not the Relief Pitcher, I'm the Closer...

A little break from the usual Chronicles formula I'm actually writing about something that happened recently. Last night to be exact.

I went to a friend's work happy hour event. This chick I knew from HS. She is a kewl, fly chick. So I figured that it would be a nice place to go chick hunting and at worse I'd chill with my friend and her coworkers.

I get there and its my friend and 20 guys. What a disappointment! hahaha. Not to mention the place was filled with suits. So I figured that the chickies would be tough to come by.

But you know me. I always make it happen.

On one of my trips to the bar I get into some banter with this chick. I didn't think anything of it, but I noticed that she was checkin me out from across the bar. She was there with a bunch of coworkers so I figured I'd try and strike up a conversation next time she broke away from the rest of the chicks.

Side note: This is why I need a wing man / wing chick. Life would have been so much easier if I had some back up.

I got a quick chance to talk to her on her way out and she was almost runnin out of the place. But wen i was talkin to her she seemed really receptive and engaged. She seemed like she wanted to talk but she was walkin away at the same time it was the weirdest thing

See my thing is if she was interested don't you think she would have stopped and had the conversation? Its kinda hard to talk to a chick as she is walking away from you.

After mentioning this story to a friend, she said all you had to do is say the right thing. You had to say that one thing to stop her in her tracks. I do have those kind of skills but after a couple of months of being out of the game I already forgot how to close. Very not cool.

I'm not the relief pitcher, i'm the closer... Well I use to be. hahhahah

MINE!

chitown

thank god i will be in boston this weekend and not chicago.

a little cube craft



this week has dragged on longer than you can imagine. BUT--i was excited when i came to work and the following link was waiting for me in my inbox.

later today, i'll be making myself a batman and a kiki. OH and MARIOOOO.