i have one speed: fast and furious

iPhone game

that new parra app is kind of the truth. who wants to battle?

rob roy - fur in my cap

just a big boy, with a big bike, and a big bitch.

UGG...

LY

conversations with rain crack me up

rain: hey bubble brain
missdtm: bubble brain?
is that a term of endearment?
rain: yeah. u have an awesome mind
missdtm: do i?
i don't feel like i do
rain: yes. u dummy

and a little while later:

rain: u are my homie. no emo
missdtm: no emo
i know
rain: i just invented that
no emo
hahahaha
missdtm: like no homo haha
rain: yeah. i hate that no homo shit

T-Pain

as a baby.....



i think Miss DTM will like this one...

sham-wow

THIS IS RAIN: im posting under greg's name because i am too lazy to sign him off and sign myself on.
plus he hasn't posted in a while.

thx and credit to WES.

AAAAAHHH...

mazing!



DUDE! Wheres my Toilet paper?!?

this is how i feel about my job

genius

"700 billion but at my old neighborhood ain't nothing changed but me."
for the fun-employed:

padma laksmi

damn i love you.

apparently, this very burger converted her from vegetarianism as a teen while this commercial just makes me feel like one.
ill say it again.
i love you.
5th degree grand master.
change up my steez status.
good bye to all my friends mode.

that's it!!

i need one of these voice synthesizers of my own.


Auto Tuning from Casey D on Vimeo.

im on a boat

t-pain is awesome. think about it.....REALLLLLLY THINK ABOUT IT...
you like him. the reasons you don't like him are totally superficial and shallow.

yes, i have love for t-pain

so does rain--

my status: : i have an obsession with all music by t-pain.
rain: i agree on t-pain
me: thank you
rain: he might be one of the most important artists of our generation. and im not saying that sarcastically. haha
me: i love the synthesized voice. it works for me
rain: plus
his beats and music is awesome
he is a great song writer
me: idk people be hating on t-pain
but i love him!

Im Sprung(1) -

mixtaping

we're all mixtaping!

i say we all post our mixtape song lists once they are complete.

mixtape exchange

my talented and beautiful sister is organizing another mixtape exchange. for details, please check out the post on her blog.

anyone who's interested needs to hit her up ASAP at pemora0522@gmail.com.

best. sushi. EVERRRR.

dominicans + sushi = yummy goodness.

anyplace that claims to make dominican sushi is the place for me. platanos on top of the rolls??? who would have thought that would be delicious!

if you seriously go, make sure you try the signature mama sushi roll. or a buddha roll. or the jibarito!

PE and the roots.

imo. this kinda shit is the only reason to be watching the jimmy fallon show.

last night: caesers palace 1-2 no limit

worst luck possible: (click on photos to view hand)

as you can see, the rain man has a strangle hold on this hand. the money goes all in on the flop and i am dominating. take a closer look and you will see that this bitch is 1.6% chance to win.

the turn comes K giving me a full house and the other bitch trips. no biggie right?
well...cardplayer odd's calculator says so, only giving this guy a 15% chance to win. but this is where cardplayer is wrong. we all know that his percentage of winning is 100 FUCKING PERCENT. you lucky bitch mother fuckin runner runner ass shit bag.

i then walked away with my crippled leg cramped up and in pain from sitting down and forget my jacket behind...further proof that i am the unluckiest man in the world. which probably proves that blue is in fact the unluckiest man in the world because he can't beat me.
thank you for your time.

COPPERS

they get the good stuff