Tuesday, March 17, 2009

last night: caesers palace 1-2 no limit

worst luck possible: (click on photos to view hand)

as you can see, the rain man has a strangle hold on this hand. the money goes all in on the flop and i am dominating. take a closer look and you will see that this bitch is 1.6% chance to win.

the turn comes K giving me a full house and the other bitch trips. no biggie right?
well...cardplayer odd's calculator says so, only giving this guy a 15% chance to win. but this is where cardplayer is wrong. we all know that his percentage of winning is 100 FUCKING PERCENT. you lucky bitch mother fuckin runner runner ass shit bag.

i then walked away with my crippled leg cramped up and in pain from sitting down and forget my jacket behind...further proof that i am the unluckiest man in the world. which probably proves that blue is in fact the unluckiest man in the world because he can't beat me.
thank you for your time.

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