art crawl

so before i get my butt to central park tomorrow, i need plans for tonight.

i'll be in the LES drinking and checking out some art. tickets are $12 but DMP told me how to get them for $6. hit me up if you want details.

negus

darcy sucks.
and thanks art.

wtf?

you boys suck. you haven't posted in a LONG ASS TIME.

mars

i have to admit that i am an astronomy geek and love love love to see what's new in that world. for my job, i have been researching multimedia resources of the newest mars explorer, the phoenix.

check out this animation they put together of it. it's really dope what they are doing.

waterrrrrrrrrrr slide

my bf told me about a 70 foot water slide in central park this weekend that i MUST try. i'm down for it, considering i would rather go on a water slide than a rollercoaster ride.

so you can catch me here on saturday before running up to yonkers for a bbq.

feeling hot

it's way too hot to think about posting any new material on here - the only thing my brain has the capacity to think about is AC, the beach and ice.

the following image is dedicated to rain. i think it's his new disciple...

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i am very hot

yes. i am hot in terms of temperature.

if u have an A/C unit that you would like to donate. please let me know on here. that would be awesome. or if u have 1 to sell, that would be great too.  please. it's really hot outside and inside. there is no a/c at work or at home. i am dying. 

dance revolution

i wish i could dance well so i can try out for "america's best dance crew." the new season starts this month so i'll be dvr'ing and watching.

here's a compilation video of last year's winning group:



and then a compilation of my favorite:

this kid is sick

zoo.

A Warning...

To all of you going out tonight and this weekend be warned.

dont try this at work (alternate view)

Office Worker Meltdown Second Angle - Watch more free videos

don't try this at work.

i love crazy people!


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wipeout!

this tv show looks so hilarious, i will be watching it when it premieres. we should all try out so that we can make an ass out of ourselves. plus, all of the events look like so much FUN!

attn: rain's bike squad (tentative name)

be careful on the streets this summer. but tear it the fuck up anyway.

click the pic for the story.

hot stuff

i love pin up girl art and jason d'aquino is doing it up. check out the stuff he's doing on matchbooks...so small yet so detailed! there's going to be a show of his work at the fuse gallery downtown. i might need to go check that out (if i ever have time!).

ONE DAY!

Damn. One day! Really! And its today! Damn!

Yeah its true. Today, for ONE day only from 82nd to 105th on 5th ave, every museum is free to get into. A 23 block long block party. Live bands and Art in the streets.

The 30th Annual Museum Mile Festival

dopeness.

my newest obsession and must have (we'll see how long this one lasts).

i DO need a new ring. and this one is so unique...i might need to purchase this.

JC

sometimes rain and i have discussions and we make no sense. rain is moving and we were discussing the move when all of a sudden:

rain: JC is straight DTM. u need to expand your horizons.
me: HUH? JC. like---jesus christ? and what does jesus have to do with anything?
rain: JERSEY CITY!!!
me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jesus. in my book, JC always means jesus christ.
rain: who's that? haha jp.damn dont send me to hell jesus!

hence, the poll on the side of the blog (look to the right). apparently we have a bunch of jersey heads reading the blog though.

crush.

so i missed this shit on saturday. but its the first thing i saw today. my favorite girl of all time beating some ass. i am in <3. 

The Fantastic 4

Me and my boy roll up to this party. A pretty happening shindig. Free food, free wine, and live music. Side note - My boy is one of the best wing men out there.

Anyways, we're at the spot no more than 5 mins and my boy recognizes this chick, who has a friend. He goes in makes a little small talk and bam! We're in there, like swim wear. Definitely cool chicks but we wanted mingle.

After a while we started moving around the party and ran into a bunch of our friends. I spot this girl standing all by her lonesome. My boy sees me checkin her out and says, naw man, you can't go up to a beautiful chick when she is by herself. He didn't even finish giving me a reason and I had already started walkin over to her.

All you gotta do is tell me I can't do something and I WILL make it happen.

So I go up to her and say "Hi. I need to prove a point to my friend. My boy over there thinks that a guy can't just go up to a pretty girl standing by herself. I think you can. So, just laugh like I said something funny. She laughs. Thanks so much. You're awesome."

As I finish saying it, she takes a glance at my boys and they're all laughing and she blushes. I walk back to my friends and they tell me to go back and talk to her. I was playing it cool and just let her be. My friends walk to the front and I went up to the chick and made a little small talk and got the digits.

That's 1.

We go back upstairs and find the first 2 girls we met earlier, with 2 more girls with them. We end up going to a pizza parlor close by. One of the chicks decides to head home and is trying to hail down a cab. I run over and flag one down for her. Before she gets in I grab her digits.

That's 2.

I get back to her 3 remaining friends and my boy is trying to kick it to one of them. So I gotta run interference with the other 2 chicks. I was getting bored very quickly so when one of the girls asked me my name, I said my name was Paul. She says "No way! My name is Paula!" (Not the name I used and not her real name, but you get the idea.) I thought to myself man this is just too easy.

We end up leaving the pizza place and find our way to another bar. We're there hanging out with them and we make friends with the table of 4 girls next to us. The first group of girls leave and Paula grabs my phone and puts her number in it.

That's 3.

So me and my boy are hanging out with the girls from the table next to us. I'm just sitting in the middle of these 2 girls and we're chillin and I come to find out that one of them is only in town for the weekend. I figure maybe she wants to have some fun with some happy go lucky guys on her vacation. So I got her digits.

That's 4.

Ok. So maybe I questioned my closing skills a little prematurely. All I needed was to get out there and make it happen. Just like I always do.