this is how i feel about my job

genius

"700 billion but at my old neighborhood ain't nothing changed but me."
for the fun-employed:

padma laksmi

damn i love you.

apparently, this very burger converted her from vegetarianism as a teen while this commercial just makes me feel like one.
ill say it again.
i love you.
5th degree grand master.
change up my steez status.
good bye to all my friends mode.

that's it!!

i need one of these voice synthesizers of my own.


Auto Tuning from Casey D on Vimeo.

im on a boat

t-pain is awesome. think about it.....REALLLLLLY THINK ABOUT IT...
you like him. the reasons you don't like him are totally superficial and shallow.

yes, i have love for t-pain

so does rain--

my status: : i have an obsession with all music by t-pain.
rain: i agree on t-pain
me: thank you
rain: he might be one of the most important artists of our generation. and im not saying that sarcastically. haha
me: i love the synthesized voice. it works for me
rain: plus
his beats and music is awesome
he is a great song writer
me: idk people be hating on t-pain
but i love him!

Im Sprung(1) -

mixtaping

we're all mixtaping!

i say we all post our mixtape song lists once they are complete.

mixtape exchange

my talented and beautiful sister is organizing another mixtape exchange. for details, please check out the post on her blog.

anyone who's interested needs to hit her up ASAP at pemora0522@gmail.com.

best. sushi. EVERRRR.

dominicans + sushi = yummy goodness.

anyplace that claims to make dominican sushi is the place for me. platanos on top of the rolls??? who would have thought that would be delicious!

if you seriously go, make sure you try the signature mama sushi roll. or a buddha roll. or the jibarito!

PE and the roots.

imo. this kinda shit is the only reason to be watching the jimmy fallon show.

last night: caesers palace 1-2 no limit

worst luck possible: (click on photos to view hand)

as you can see, the rain man has a strangle hold on this hand. the money goes all in on the flop and i am dominating. take a closer look and you will see that this bitch is 1.6% chance to win.

the turn comes K giving me a full house and the other bitch trips. no biggie right?
well...cardplayer odd's calculator says so, only giving this guy a 15% chance to win. but this is where cardplayer is wrong. we all know that his percentage of winning is 100 FUCKING PERCENT. you lucky bitch mother fuckin runner runner ass shit bag.

i then walked away with my crippled leg cramped up and in pain from sitting down and forget my jacket behind...further proof that i am the unluckiest man in the world. which probably proves that blue is in fact the unluckiest man in the world because he can't beat me.
thank you for your time.

COPPERS

they get the good stuff

"AFTER THE PARTY ITS THE WAFFLE HOUSE

AND IF YOU EVER BEEN HERE U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!"
3 long strips of bacon, toast, a good waffle, 2 eggs, GRITS, southern
hospitality and some bangin sweet tea for less than 6 bucks. 1 word
tho: BISCUITS. someone help me find something like this in NYC.

claim thy throne

ATL Georgia. been stuck in this airport all day. My one major find:
this airport's bathroom is pretty clean. but the toilets don't flush
too hard. peep the clogged toilet status.

i am a nerd

and i want this.

HBD G-R-E-G!

GOT POTASSIUM?



Happy Birthday Homie!

happy birthday greg.

today is an important day

happy birthday, homie.

Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) - Digable Planets

re: i kinda love this song/video

this is the anti-kid cudi faction of geekdunkin.
i prefer coke over diet coke. i prefer bacon over turkey bacon. and i prefer kanye over kanye-lite.

Aint Nothing Like The Real Thing - Marvin Gaye
am i alone on this?

oops!

i know a few people who need to be posting some apologies on this site.

but the apologies are intense.

i kinda love this song/video.

intervention

i LOVE intervention. yes, i know it's a show about people who have serious addictions, but i love it.

here's a clip from my favorite episode. if you want to watch the full episode, watch a&e tonight!!!

The Daddy Mac Will Make You Jump Jump

Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients' financial ruin.

Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them.

In 2009, the attitude has changed somewhat:........................

i <3 new jersey

im not the sentimental type, but i do romanticize certain things. i dont care what anybody says: new jersey is the best place in the world. geekdunkin sans dtm will be in jersey this weekend. weekend steez: journey. the mall. tastee subs. fat sandwiches. rutt's hutt. fist pumping. diners. rt 22. and the parkway. get your game up NY.

this "hat" is genius.

too genius for words!!!

Rainn Wilson....

Original Rainn Wilson Vocals... The one below this post is with the original Bobby Stoan Vocals

The Answer Is YES....

You DO have to pee in a girl's mouth....



this one is for you rain...

stripper pole

girls are always talking about taking some pole dancing workout thing and how much fun it would be.

i disagree.

and after watching chelsea handler do it, i think i would feel the same exact way:

my mood for today, part 2

last week, i wrote a post declaring how much i hate bitches. although i still hate bitches, there are tons more to hate on.

here's rain's initial list:
hmm...
the entire cast of high school musical.
every child actress on nickelodeon. teen nick. abc family. that corben blue girl.
britney.
the spanish ghost lady that scared me in my hallway (true story).
the girl in the yellow outfit in the picture next to her dad on our work desk.
girls that read our blog.
bitches in magazines.
shot bitches.
girls that can't hang.
dtm.
this is my initial list of bitches that i hate.
=)

then he added:
asian bitches..
gotta add that.

then he added (again):
rapper bitches

then blue decided to join the conversation and added:
hahahahahahhahaahhahhahahahah....i hate little baby bitches in yellow stuntin next to their dads on a photo....oh and i hate toy pomeranian bitches.. and tuesdays

and finally i added:
i hate this snow. trekking through the snow. the fact that ordering food to be delivered when it snows is impossible.
laundry.
unpacking.
talking on the phone.
i also hate bitches in mags.
rain.

on this wednesday, march 4th, i'd also like to add:
public transportation...i forgot how much i hated riding it.
i especially hate the metro north every morning at 9:47am
sloppy bitches!
people who are too pushy and won't take no for an answer...grrrr
bitches (and i mean men and women) who take themselves too seriously. wtf?
and i hate cheese. dammit--it's on everything! and i gave it up for lent so now i can't eat anything. makes me mad.

plushache? what's a plushtache?

i think i'll make one of these for my friends to pass around when we go out for drinks. but mine will def need to curl up at the ends. and be some insane color that makes no sense. and it'll have to be beer proof so that the boys can't get it wet.

and maybe, if i'm feeling inspired, i'll make a few. the pornstache, the tom selleck-stache, the cowboy-stache, the 'stache and beard...so many options!!

do you know what today is?!?

it is official. I WIN.

all those who are interested in getting a cut of the contract, please email me. i will be reposting the contract with the newest people AND a new condition by tomorrow.

blue has exactly one month to get the belly ring and each and everyone of us on that contract must be there. blue-you better plan correctly.