sarah palin <3

janelle monae <3

no words

seriously, i have no words for this clip. if you can make it to the end, more props to you.

dollar beers!

i'm a sucker for cheap beer. yes, you read that correctly.

i saw this on the new yorker and had to repost. because in this economy, we all need a few breaks.

some art to check out

i'm not into politics but these images are dope.

shout out to my girl and her fiance for doing this.

geek dunkin' convo

ok, so i hate best buy. i went to get some usb wireless shit for my laptop and the dude sold me the wrong one. i was explaining this to my wonderful, supportive friend (ahem-FLORES-cough cough) and he gave me some, "you should have went to tek serve" lecture. my response:

missDTM: blah. shut it.
Flores: i hate that! shut it
missDTM: shut it
missDTM: LOL
Flores: that makes me want to say...FUCK YOU.

beware of the boys

i see the boys have found their voices and decided to blog again.

well, i will say congrats to them for finding a place where they are going to hook up a stripper pole and host bbq's. i guess we should call them the "kings of queens."

notorious trailer

i am kinda geeked on this. shit brought me back to 97!

Rough Week at Work

This sign was posted in the kitchen at work.

new chapters

sometimes in life, shit catches you by surprise. i never wanted to or thought i would ever move to queens. in fact, i always thought i hated the place. but, somehow we found the ill spot and thats where we are going. its been a tough month for everybody, but its seemingly coming to an end (goodbye to the assholes i live with in jersey city). summer is gone (fuck it!), and autumn is upon us. let's get it crackin (illest fall ever steez).

shockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i must have the mentality of a 12 year old little boy because this shit makes me laugh.

and yes, i am already thinking about some HOT FIYAH outfit for halloween. back up off me.

magic

here's a text message convo between me and rain:

me: do you want to see david blaine with me...? he's hanging upside down in the park.
rain: i don't know if you sent this text to me from like 4 years ago and i just got it now, because i coulda sworn u just asked me about david blaine. i'm wondering if i should give u a hard time about this or not.
me: you can give me a hard time but i love david blaine. he's in central park till tomorrow.

jesus piece

why in the world is spencer rocking a jesus piece?

let's all laugh together--NOW.

geek dunkin' at karma

we didn't plan it, but we all wore black.

and we all look pretty damn cute.

:)

i <3 this man

i love van gogh. i gotta go see his show at the MoMA.

sabado gigante

i was sitting in my dominican hair salon yesterday getting my hair did when the tv caught my eye. yes, they were watching univision. yes, there were gorgeous women prancing around in (basically) lingerie--bra and matching panty sets. yes, the men were fully clothed.

it reminded me how sexist spanish tv is. and then i remembered all of those saturday night watching sabado gigante with my parents and family.

what the hell were my parents thinking?!

is it wierd

that i am turned on by shit like this?

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Beer cozies!!

These are so gangster. Even better when they are free. Come on, a 40oz
cozy!!!! Sick.

old is the new awesome.

missdtm: http://advancedstyle.blogspot.com/
rain: what the hell am i looking at?
missdtm: first of all, i LOVE fashion websites
and second of all, i LOVE old people style
and this website is so great
i love it
rain: haha
is this u saying that i dress like an old man again?
misstm: of course
rain: whatever. old is the new awesome

DTM's warning

don't talk to me about some lovey-dovey bf/gf shit for the rest of the week. i don't want to hear it. like rain said, "i'll kill you."

warning

nobody talk to me about this apartment search today. i will kill you.

q-tip

i agree with darcy.
a few days ago i mentioned to her that people need to stop being so EMO!.
while your clothes and swagg might not project it, sometimes peoples EMO be shining when they dont even know it.
lets all get the EMO out of our lives and fucking move the fuck on.
this video has nothing to do with nothing. as usual, its q-tip rhyming about nothing to do about nothing, but its pretty fuckin dope and its a cool ass vibe. and we all need a little coolin out.

"what's the hardest part about being you?"

ok party people.

we all need a little pick me up right about now. too many people are stressed over blah blah blah and i can't deal with all of the moods.

this clip will always bring the biggest smile to my face. and not just because i know the dude, but because his answers are beyond hilarious.

9/11

seattle love

fine.
this is my contribution.
none of yall have heard this. but fuck what ya heard.
this song bumps bottoms.
ups to OFS seattle
keep it movin.

just dance

if we're going to post songs we're totally obsessed with right now, then this one goes out to my new roommie. she has me TOTALLY obsessed with this damn song.

DAMN YOU, WIFEY!

You Know...

I'm starting to really really like these guys.



Cuz they just really do not pull any punches. Fucking Amazing!

Damn Darcy!

Now I can't get this song out of my head!

Now You Know...

back to the FUTURE!

i FINALLY saw it! yes, party people, i have never in my life seen "back to the future."

somebody loves me

it's monday. i had a late sunday night. and this is what i walk into at work. fucking awesome. my fave is the korean one on the bottom of the second pic.






thanks for totally wasting my post-its

Congrats!! To THE Big Man of NY!

The Article

Operation S.O.U.L. Forever!!

My boy Jermaine submitted a remix for a Mariah Carey track and he needs to get into the top 10 to make it to the next round. They went from 426th to 65th. So lets get them all the way to the top! Check out the track, vote, and spread the word!

Mariah Carey - I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time (Operation S.O.U.L. RMX)

eulardi tanseco

eulardi tanseco is delusional for thinking nobody knows his government name.
this is fucking hilarious and retarded.
but if you make some money. i want a cut.
let's not hate on him too hard. because the rest of the world is about to. they are even writing about him in some ching chang chong shit!

because youtube took off

the video of sarah palin as a sportscaster. you people get this. BONG!

The Asterisk

The Third Episode...

Later that week we ran into each other at a mutual friend's party. As
we were tearing up the dance floor, the whole #7 situation came up and
we straightened the whole thing out. So I figured I'd let her get a
little payback. So I asked...

Me : So what did you think about me when you first met me?

Her : I thought you were a 2!

Me : Damn a 2!?!? At least I gave you a 7, even though it was a
misunderstanding.

Her : I thought you were a 2 because you said you don't date asian girls.

Now the 2 definitely hurt my ego, even though I'm sure it was all part
of the game. My conceited side won't let me think she really thought I
was a 2.

Later that night I got my confirmation.

We slid over to another spot and we were with a bunch of our friends.
After getting our first round of drinks, we secluded ourselves to a
quaint little spot on the dance floor.

We danced a little and chatted a little. The energy between us was
definitely building. I just said fuck it. I went in for a kiss. There
we were in the middle of the dance floor just enjoying each other's
"company." I thought, Damn! Not too bad for a guy she rated a 2 about
an hour ago.

To Be Continued...

common - announcement

yes. he is my fav. rapper of all time.
and yes. this video is buttery.
but who does he think he is with that bottle of yak in his hand and bmx cruisers in the video. common is jacking my steez. click the pic for the video.