happy new years

from my cousins religious household

grays

times is tough. 4.45. damn

they opened a lomo store on 8th and 6th ave. I'm here with a
creditcard. somebody save me from myself.
u should check this place out before the official grand opening at the
end of january.
-rain

my favorite holidays pics

...rain with his nugget skewers...

...blue rocking the smurf hat and eye patch i made him...

...kelwin rocking the hat i made him...

happy holidays!!!

new years eve

i am not a go out and party har har new years type.
i hate the covers.
i hate the drunk dudes.
i hate the people that make this their one night a year to let loose and go bonkers.
i think it ruins the night for people that just like to party whenevs.

i
will
be
somewhere with close people (in closed doors)

but(t)
if you would like to party on the cheap, my fav. website : myopenbar.com is helping you out (click the flick):

sweep the leg johnny

am i the last person to see this?

CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON!

Sounds weird I know, but definitely doesn't taste weird. This stuff is AMAZING!



The Odd Couples: 5 Unique Culinary Combos

apak!

i kinda love their stuff.

uh oh.

damn. this is depressing.

This movie is gonna be tough, Bub.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

weekend steez - common and cee-lo (make my day)

i long for summer...

Human Wrecking Balls

I never wanted to be one of those gargantuan muscle head doods. But these guys make me want to get all big and just start destroying stuff.

Uhhhhh....

I'm not really sure what the designers were thinking when they made this thing.

art to enjoy

someone sent me this website. i'm really loving all of this guy's stuff.

early merry xxx-mas

street art

this is why my friends are so dope.

why?

bacon salt?

street lights (fan video)

off of hypetrak and dallas penn. damn video takes you over the damn QB bridge on a late night cab ride. seems like a drunk ride to me. a really sad one. and it seems like i take this same cab ride every night im drunk in the city. thank you kanye for the song and whoever made this fucking video to make me get reflective and emo on all my drunk cab rides into queens...you guys are geniuses.

Street Lights from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Another Side of Carlin

Arsenio Hall & George Carlin. An awesome combo. This interview showed me a whole other side to him.

A message from parlo

Rain can rip phone books in half. Don't test him.

i'm embracing it

in honor of my mean girl status, i'm taking it back to the original "mean girls" movie--HEATHERS.

I Miss Mars

bobby lee - korean family

fam-a-ree

mad rad in jersey city

im telling you. everybody knows unkle chippy but white fang and mad rad are the truth (my roommates will testify). just came from their show last night. it was ill. so if u can, take a trip with me to JC on wednesday. tell all your lady friends, they are gonna love it.

lloraras.

been bumping this all weekend. best damn song ever...

what is this dog trying to tell us?

i saw this on dlisted and it bugged me out so much, i had to post it here. especially because i feel like rain will hate so hard on this dog that i can't wait to read his comments.

weekend steelo: bitches aint shit

thanks art.

my friend, unkle chip, is the best.

you should check him out.

sorry to ruin your day

im sorry for putting you fools up on this show.

im over this shit.
boycott begins.

Terry's Bavarian White Sausage on White Bread w/ Sweet Mustard

don't text when you're drunk

i received this from my roommate at 2:54am on a friday:

"Wifey- u at work? Vey asian?? I'm all about the hanky panky... I think he likes it..."

someone please advise--what the hell does she mean?!?

Typo

Sorry that last pic was a mistake. This is officially my last post.
I've been replaced. Blue is my replacement on the blog. Bye!

Geek Dunkin Crew

Poppin some hooters cherries!

this makes my tuesday...

why is it that when you do a google search for hooters, the related search is breasts?

i love hooters. so does rain. that's why we'll be out there tonight for the wings.

why carmelo cut his hair

really melo? really?

let's start the week off right

i just love this song and video.

Yeeaaaah!!!!

I LOVE finding breaks! This my most recent discovery. Enjoy!

de la: weekend steelo

this weekend, the steez should be the (ill) ill mind mixtape posted by the geekdunkin ghost. and this video:

this shit has some of my favorite things: redman, midgets, de la soul, dave chapelle, stacks of money, pyro and awesome special effects, references to new jersey and rah digga is looking g(oooh! ooooh! ooo!)d.
see you this weekend, new jersey.

Illmeazy!

Old Illmind Beats, New Illmind Beats, Naturel on Illmind Beats, Heltah Skeltah on Illmind Beats, Rapper Big Pooh on Illmind Beats, Illmind Beats, Illmind Beats, Illmind Beats!

This dood is one of my favorite producers and he still looks out for all of us as he blesses us with some free ear candy.

Blaps, Rhymes, Life

new term coined by the one and only--missdtm

please commit this to memory. you will be tested on it later.

doughnut party - defn. /ˈdoʊnət, -ˌnʌt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [doh-nuht, -nuht, pahr-tee]
(noun)
1. what you call a social gathering where the majority of the people there are girls: last night i was at the bar and it was the dopest doughtnut party ever!

at a doughnut party, boys can either glaze the doughnuts or fill them with cream. your pick.

have fun spreading the new term!

Bon A Petit!

We all have been following the election in one, way, shape or form. And as one of my coworkers, who followed it very closely, put it "Now what am I gonna do?"

Newsweek gives us the answer.

Apparently, there was a group of reporters that were given exclusive access to both campaigns unlike ever before. On one condition. They could not report on any of it until after the election.

Its almost too good to be true. Let the feeding frenzy begin.

Secrets of the Campaign

Guess Who's Back

proof that rain is human

rain: (greg) should just post already.
stupid plans.
im gonna blow him up.
on the blog.
missdtm: HAHAHA...please do that shit would be hilarious.
rain: haha. i just wanna do it and not come off mean haha
missdtm: YOU ARE HUMAN.
omg.
you're concerned about being mean?
where's the rain i know and love?!?!?
rain: oh man!
NO!!!
missdtm: who kidnapped you!
rain: dude!
im telling u..its weird
im asleep by like 1AM every night too
and i dont go out
missdtm: what the hell did queens do to you?
rain: I HAVE NO CLUE
missdtm: you're so EMO!
rain: i cant take it
oh my god
queens has made me so soft its insane
missdtm: SOFTIE!
rain: fucking astoria and its beautiful neighborhoods and streets
damn trees
missdtm: damn family neighborhood!
rain: fuck man
missdtm: with your backyard!
rain: I KNOW!
IM OVER THIS
missdtm: i want my rain back!!!
rain: damn my domesticated roommates!
missdtm: i think it's time to go on a destructive path
rain: i need to put the hall and oats down.
and start listening to hip hop or something
missdtm: you need some dmx back in your life
rain: WHAT?!
missdtm: some old school dmx
rain: that was my dmx impersonation on aim
WHAT?!
missdtm: that stuff that used to get you pumped in hs
rain: COME ON!
missdtm: HAHAHA
ok i gotta go
rain: K
gracias
missdtm: i am so posting this convo when i get home
rain: oh god
im scared
i mean.
ILL SLAP A BITCH IF THEY POST THIS!

dear greg

i know your plan.
your idea is less than inspiring.

readers: please ignore any more posts from koolgflores.
especially if he fills this blog up and makes it look like only he posts on here. (sucka)

love,

your best friend, R to the izza. (make it R to the izza)

best sub shop in the whole world

i just want to put it out there...

.....this place has the greatest subs known to man.
TASTEE SUBS! on plainfield ave. in edison NJ. check out their site and you will see the simplest most straight forward website of all time which is just like their sandwiches. simple: meat and cheese on great fucking bread. trust: somehow, they have found a way to make the same ingredients you have at home into something sublime. try the honey roasted turkey or the tuna. and dont forget to take it with some of the hot peppers on the side. if you dont believe me, google it and learn yo' self! or check out some reviews here.

new jersey: i miss you so much.



penn station>N.E. corridor NJ transit line>edison stop>short walk to tastee sub shop. who is down?

important announcement

rain is actually human, ladies and gentlemen.

we're going to throw him a party.

more iphone stuff

this crap is awesome.
http://www.pcworld.com/article/153335/send_fake_calls_to_your_iphone.html

we're not a political blog

but this is too good to pass up posting.

go vote and wish jelo a happy bday!

besides today being election day (GO VOTE!), it's also the birth of our dear friend, jelo.

and in honor of her birth, we partied hard at naked lunch on saturday (even though we were all feeling a little hungover from the halloween festivities the night before)...



(i'm not really sure why greg looks like a pirate here but let's roll with it...and i guess rain decided to nap during this pic. shrug.)



and here we are with the bday girl...figures that we would ruin the pic for her by looking like her "special" friends. and by "special" i do mean the short cheese bus kinda friends.

enjoy your day, jelo!

bas ruten

a real oldie. but a damn great goodie.
this shit still cracks me up after all these years.

"right away you say, im sorry...BANG BANG...NO IM NOT!!!"

i hate lebron

but i do like that sneaker. and i do like pussy       cat dolls.

this thing freaks me out

i've been playing with it all day and it just freaks me out.

all you need to do is click and drag. yuck.

On 23rd street

Not a good look. ESP. For a dude.

this song is dedicated to me and rain

THAT'S RIGHT, G!!!!!

rain and i are taking over

sorry G. you're out.

where is koolgflores? thee game

i live with the guy so i know he is alive. BUTT, where the hell is he? does he even check this thing anymore?

and if you realllly reallly want to play a cool game and find me. i dare you to find me here. trust me. its worth it. it's a treat (me circa 2003). i'm buying dinner for whoever finds and posts the address on the comments first.

wassup.

i'm about to get beat up...

i know the boys are geeked on their iphones, but there's something about the new G1 phone from google that i kinda like.

again, it's another phone that's not offered on my service, but, it's pretty dope.

granted, if anyone offered me an iphone, i would gladly accept. but if someone also offered me the G1, i don't know what the hell i would choose. i like that the G1 has a keypad! i am a serious texter and the iphone just doesn't do it for me with the non-keypad.

sorry boys.

RECOGNIZEEEE!

i'm glad you corrected yourself because we were seriously about to fight.

i think G is too "busy" to post anymore. BORING!

like watching hip hop before there was hiphop

FELA

p.s. RAIN IS TAKING OVER THIS BLOG (being that i am kicking ass in posting). THIS IS MY BLOG NOW BITCHES!
edit: darcy can stay. i just saw that she posted today. =) question: where is kool g flores?

one more for you

i <3 you, t-pain

this is the best girl rap out there...(and i don't care how old this song is, i still love it).

guitar hero something

i am not a fan of these games. however, i must post this vid. i would like to know how kobe got out of going sans pants and how much fun it must of been to put these millionaires in these outfits. in addition, they really played tony hawk out putting that helmet on him. that's just wrong.

you really need an iphone.

new best blog ever

http://mymomisafob.com/

beyonce: weekend jump off

i have yet to decide whether it was god or the devil who put this woman on earth. either way, she kills me. peep the :49 second mark.


now, one of my fav. all time vids and least fav. song combos.

affion crockett is pretty good

if you dont know. ask youtube.

gracias artbone.

the pick up artist

if you are not watching this show, you are missing out. i am completely rooting for brian--check out from the 1:33 minute mark. i promise you will laugh.

• VH1 TV Shows
• Music Videos
• Celebrity Photos
• News & Gossip

i like pickle juice!

whyyyyyyyyyy?

if you're impatient, fast forward to the 1:35 mark.

Don't Stop... Won't Stop

Michael's original demo for don't stop til you get enough. Michael, Janet, and Randy are playing some of the percussion. Just imagine these mofokas messing around in a studio. Just insanity!

best ad ever.

thank you mom and dad

there can only be one.

how many people have your name?

dammit. i thought i would be the only person in the US with my name.

FUCK

STORY

worst pick up line while i was walking dunkin' today:

him: can you have 2 dogs?
me: no
him: you can walk me...i can pee on my own.

gross.

This is for DTM!

R-DIDDY CALLS A SPADE A SPADE

click the pic or this for the whole shit.
i totally agree with this dude. especially when somebody is telling me that something is "sooooo dope". fuck that. like RD, i can go into cherry popper mode and i might have heard it already so in essence you are totally wasting my time. OR why don't you just suggest i might like something, let me give a listen, and let me come to my own conclusion, fucker. this goes past music and can be applied to anything (ie. movies, TV shows, reading material, your mom). its the life bitches.

<3 rain

p.s. watch for me on itsthelife. its gonna be dope.

ladies, never ask rain for advice...

missdtm: question...if a girl was taking you out to dinner, what type of place would you want her to take you to?
rain: something expensive
missdtm: seriously?
rain: totally
missdtm: you give the worst advice
rain: are u serious?
missdtm: LOL yes
rain: its just the advice you dont wanna hear. u already know exactly what you or whoever is gonna do. you just need affirmation. u just cant handle the truth
missdtm: i can handle the truth. that just sounds ridiculous though
rain: no way. who doesnt like to be treated
missdtm: why would you want a girl to take you somewhere expensive?
rain: guys want to be made felt special too homie. dont get it twisted
missdtm: i like to be treated special but i sure as hell don't need an expensive restaurant!
rain: i get some dope fancy dinner in me..im giving it up
missdtm: oh so the goal is to make sure the dude will give it up?
rain: well if a girl is taking me out to dinner....i hope that is her intention..
missdtm: is that what you expect when you take a chick out to dinner?!?
rain: what is that saying? the key to a man's heart is through his stomach or something?
i aint taking no girl out to dinner till like she is my girlfriend or something
F THAT
missdtm: WHAT! that explains a lot

real talk.

DJ Clark Kent is the fucking man.
first couple minutes is about sneakers. but then he goes off on hip hop.
shit is real.

NHTVSN Episode 2 Part 2.1 from NHTVSN on Vimeo.

luckiest dudes in the world

dear gina,

i love how you never make weight.
keep getting naked!

<3,
Rain

just because...

if you missed this on my blog, this is a must watch!

every time i see this episode of intervention, i laugh and laugh but then i feel sad. anyone who's this messed up, def needs an intervention...

pick me up.

its thursday at 4 oclock.
and like me, im sure you can't wait for the weekend.
my goal this weekend is to some how drive a car with all the windows down and the sunroof drawn back no matter how cold it is.
i want to take that car and go to a party.
one where there is a lot of dancing (girls) and hot chicks.
i will then continue by having fruity cocktails because i am in that
kind of mood. it will be so fun to get drunk and drive home. hopefully i wont die or kill somebody.
either way. its gonna be awesome!

what i'm listening to...

Dyson airblade

as seen at bar cafe in Astoria. amazing.

sarah palin <3

janelle monae <3

no words

seriously, i have no words for this clip. if you can make it to the end, more props to you.

dollar beers!

i'm a sucker for cheap beer. yes, you read that correctly.

i saw this on the new yorker and had to repost. because in this economy, we all need a few breaks.

some art to check out

i'm not into politics but these images are dope.

shout out to my girl and her fiance for doing this.

geek dunkin' convo

ok, so i hate best buy. i went to get some usb wireless shit for my laptop and the dude sold me the wrong one. i was explaining this to my wonderful, supportive friend (ahem-FLORES-cough cough) and he gave me some, "you should have went to tek serve" lecture. my response:

missDTM: blah. shut it.
Flores: i hate that! shut it
missDTM: shut it
missDTM: LOL
Flores: that makes me want to say...FUCK YOU.

beware of the boys

i see the boys have found their voices and decided to blog again.

well, i will say congrats to them for finding a place where they are going to hook up a stripper pole and host bbq's. i guess we should call them the "kings of queens."

notorious trailer

i am kinda geeked on this. shit brought me back to 97!

Rough Week at Work

This sign was posted in the kitchen at work.

new chapters

sometimes in life, shit catches you by surprise. i never wanted to or thought i would ever move to queens. in fact, i always thought i hated the place. but, somehow we found the ill spot and thats where we are going. its been a tough month for everybody, but its seemingly coming to an end (goodbye to the assholes i live with in jersey city). summer is gone (fuck it!), and autumn is upon us. let's get it crackin (illest fall ever steez).

shockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i must have the mentality of a 12 year old little boy because this shit makes me laugh.

and yes, i am already thinking about some HOT FIYAH outfit for halloween. back up off me.

magic

here's a text message convo between me and rain:

me: do you want to see david blaine with me...? he's hanging upside down in the park.
rain: i don't know if you sent this text to me from like 4 years ago and i just got it now, because i coulda sworn u just asked me about david blaine. i'm wondering if i should give u a hard time about this or not.
me: you can give me a hard time but i love david blaine. he's in central park till tomorrow.

jesus piece

why in the world is spencer rocking a jesus piece?

let's all laugh together--NOW.

geek dunkin' at karma

we didn't plan it, but we all wore black.

and we all look pretty damn cute.

:)

i <3 this man

i love van gogh. i gotta go see his show at the MoMA.