sarah palin <3

janelle monae <3

no words

seriously, i have no words for this clip. if you can make it to the end, more props to you.

dollar beers!

i'm a sucker for cheap beer. yes, you read that correctly.

i saw this on the new yorker and had to repost. because in this economy, we all need a few breaks.

some art to check out

i'm not into politics but these images are dope.

shout out to my girl and her fiance for doing this.

geek dunkin' convo

ok, so i hate best buy. i went to get some usb wireless shit for my laptop and the dude sold me the wrong one. i was explaining this to my wonderful, supportive friend (ahem-FLORES-cough cough) and he gave me some, "you should have went to tek serve" lecture. my response:

missDTM: blah. shut it.
Flores: i hate that! shut it
missDTM: shut it
missDTM: LOL
Flores: that makes me want to say...FUCK YOU.

beware of the boys

i see the boys have found their voices and decided to blog again.

well, i will say congrats to them for finding a place where they are going to hook up a stripper pole and host bbq's. i guess we should call them the "kings of queens."

notorious trailer

i am kinda geeked on this. shit brought me back to 97!

Rough Week at Work

This sign was posted in the kitchen at work.

new chapters

sometimes in life, shit catches you by surprise. i never wanted to or thought i would ever move to queens. in fact, i always thought i hated the place. but, somehow we found the ill spot and thats where we are going. its been a tough month for everybody, but its seemingly coming to an end (goodbye to the assholes i live with in jersey city). summer is gone (fuck it!), and autumn is upon us. let's get it crackin (illest fall ever steez).

shockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i must have the mentality of a 12 year old little boy because this shit makes me laugh.

and yes, i am already thinking about some HOT FIYAH outfit for halloween. back up off me.

magic

here's a text message convo between me and rain:

me: do you want to see david blaine with me...? he's hanging upside down in the park.
rain: i don't know if you sent this text to me from like 4 years ago and i just got it now, because i coulda sworn u just asked me about david blaine. i'm wondering if i should give u a hard time about this or not.
me: you can give me a hard time but i love david blaine. he's in central park till tomorrow.

jesus piece

why in the world is spencer rocking a jesus piece?

let's all laugh together--NOW.

geek dunkin' at karma

we didn't plan it, but we all wore black.

and we all look pretty damn cute.

:)

i <3 this man

i love van gogh. i gotta go see his show at the MoMA.

sabado gigante

i was sitting in my dominican hair salon yesterday getting my hair did when the tv caught my eye. yes, they were watching univision. yes, there were gorgeous women prancing around in (basically) lingerie--bra and matching panty sets. yes, the men were fully clothed.

it reminded me how sexist spanish tv is. and then i remembered all of those saturday night watching sabado gigante with my parents and family.

what the hell were my parents thinking?!

is it wierd

that i am turned on by shit like this?

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Beer cozies!!

These are so gangster. Even better when they are free. Come on, a 40oz
cozy!!!! Sick.

old is the new awesome.

missdtm: http://advancedstyle.blogspot.com/
rain: what the hell am i looking at?
missdtm: first of all, i LOVE fashion websites
and second of all, i LOVE old people style
and this website is so great
i love it
rain: haha
is this u saying that i dress like an old man again?
misstm: of course
rain: whatever. old is the new awesome

DTM's warning

don't talk to me about some lovey-dovey bf/gf shit for the rest of the week. i don't want to hear it. like rain said, "i'll kill you."