Twix the Bullet Dodger

I was at a friend's over the weekend and they had a dog named Twix. They were showing off all the tricks he knew. They made a gun with their hand and shot at him and he played dead.

Why would you ever teach your dog to play dead? I think it would be more awesome to teach your dog how to dodge bullets. Point your hand at him and say bang and he jumps to the side. Now that would be an awesome dog.

say hello

...to my little friend.

i was playing around and experimenting with some markers last night. this is my favorite drawing.

my kind of cooking

i think we should all start buying our food from the 99 cent store. economically, it's a great idea and will allow us to buy more art supplies (and huge beers from zum scheinders). what do you say, boys??

We Fuck Sooooooo Good

The New Blood Sport

If you thought cock fights were brutal or ever seen little kids setting up spider fights in the Philippines,then maybe, just maybe, you might be slightly prepared for the images I'm about to show you.

The new insanely brutal, insanely vicious, and insanely, disgustingly, fascinating sport is horse fighting. These images are so raw and violent they make you furious, but you can't help but be intriguied. Be prepared.





You can find information on how you can donate to end these horse fights on Network for Animals.
Also, check out the Vice article.
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good bye chris webber

fuck what you heard. forget the taste in your mouth that the last 5 or so years of chris webber's career has left. this man, along with the rest of michigan's fab five have influenced you more than you might know. bald heads, baggy shorts, black socks with the black nike sneakers, and the attitude. young, fresh, brash, shit talking mother fuckers.  

do you remember in "dogtown and z-boys" when the zephyr skate team rolled to that competition and destroyed everybody's perception of skating? thats what c-webb and the fab 5 did to college basketball.  fast forward a couple years and the new york knicks are illing in the nba finals with black socks and black sneakers.  charles oakley, anthony mason (plus "in god's hands"), and derek harper were bald. 

the nike michigan basketball jerseys were squash city back then.  the yellow jersey: ooooh boy. how hard was that? these boys did so much for nike in the sense that they helped solidify nike's place in the mind's of hoop fans who were more in tuned to hip hop then religiously following the game (eventho as a pro, soon after the release of his own nike sneaker, webber left nike because he felt uncomfortable with the high price of his shoe).  they made the casual hoops fan into a passionate lover or hater of michigan ball. 

c-webb was the poster child for the "gen-x" athlete.  although his teams in both college and the pros reached two "final fours" and he is one of only six players to average 20 points/9 rebounds/ 4 assists for his career (wilt, elgin baylor, bird, billy cunningham, and KG), the stigma left on his career has been that he has been more style than stubstance. however, maybe in chris webber's case, style has been the more important part of his career because, culturally, webber (along with the rest of the fab 5) left an undyng influence on mainstream culture.  don't forget sucka.

bikes are so hard this year!

who is joining my bike squad this year? we will terrorize the streets and bar scenes of new jersey and new york like the future was in the early 1900's. it's gonna be squash city*.

<3 rain

*squash city: to be used when comparing one thing, which is far superior, to everything else. as in, squashing all competition. ie. "those tacos is squash city." = the best tacos in new york. SQUASH FUCKING CITY.

bike spot

geek dunkin' convo

rain: what is up with your fascination of mustaches?

me: love them.

rain: hahahaha. why?

me: i don't know. maybe because my dad had one when i was little...maybe i have an association to that. all of my bf's have had 'staches too. except for (current bf) when i met him. but now he has one.

rain: hmmmmm all i can say to that is....WIERD.

me: HA. why? you like crazy. i like 'staches.

rain: yeah..but its not cuz my mom is crazy. and not all the girls ive been with have been crazy.

me: maybe she is...?

rain: HAHAHAH bitch hahaahhaha.

seriously...

this pic had me laughing all day.

i'm ready!

the daily news is running an article in the paper about the flea today as well. you can check that out here.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"i'm alligators and rolex watches from head to toe. I'M THE MAN!"

he was diddy before diddy. he is the greatest shit talker in the history of shit talking. he is one of the reasons i am the way i am today. while in my younger years, i had different favorite wrestlers, as a grown man i realize that RIC FLAIR IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. fuck you if you don't agree, you are not living in reality. enjoy a moment with the "limousine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin son of a gun" himself, THE NATURE BOY!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

<3 rain

ps. be on the lookout for more of the naitch'.

watch out now

my sis, P, rocking the headband i made for her. you'll be able to get yours at the flea in june.

royal rumble

i think we really just need to get ready to RUMBLE:

FLEA

i think we should sell expensive shit.

knitta, please!

super inspiration for a crafter and maker of stuff--i have a real obsession with this group.

a geek dunkin' meeting:

rain: can we conduct this whole "meeting" in spanish?
g: hahahaha
rain: o spanglish?
me: si vamanos
g: oh god
rain: yo tengo mantequilla in mi pantalones
me: si tu quieres hablar en espanol, nos podemos hacerlo asi
rain: ok..thats enough. why you gotta show me up..its no fair..you speak spanish
me: HA HA you asked for it
rain: i just need excuses to say MANTEQUILLLA!!!!!!
OK. so what are we talking about?

chatty dunkin'

dunkin' does weird things.

defn. of...

awe·some –adjective

1.	inspiring awe: an awesome sight.

2.	showing or characterized by awe.

3.	Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally awesome.

miss van

so dope. i wish i was this great.

happy early easter

haha.

the boys thought the video was CHEESY. i love that it annoyed them.

but for them, i will delete it.